The function of this blog is to serve as an outlet for my sports hatred. A long time ago, I realized that while I did enjoy sports in a traditional sense, I actually enjoyed hating on teams that I disliked more than I enjoyed rooting for my teams. Over time, this hatred evolved to encompass the entirety of the sports world: commentators, officials, fans, owners, commissioners, and even the mothers of athletes. Come on, McNabb's mom is a mouthy bitch.
See? I'm a veritable bubbling cauldron of hate, a singing fountain of displeasure if you will. Hell, I even chose the black background for this blog.
You can expect pure piss and vinegar out of this blog if you become a regular reader. I'll probably focus on Atlanta sports, as I'm a native of this crappy city. But don't worry- I'm an equal opportunity hater, so chances are I will get around to hating on your team sooner or later. Or if you're a New York Mets fan, all the time with every fiber of my being, with the force of a thousand suns, etc etc.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hate on Florida during this National Championship game. Despite the fact that my Bulldogs aren't in a BCS game this year, I can still channel my hatred into this game and be productive. See? Hatred makes the world go 'round.
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